According to search term trends reported by Google.com, requests for “Obama Porn” surged dramatically beginning around January of this year, while searches for McCain porn remained almost non-existent. ( http://tinyurl.com/6kkfkp )

McCain supporters claim this is because they are decent people with no interest in smut. Obama supporters counter that it rather indicates that rising gas prices and cuts in social security have left McCains constituency unable to afford viagra.

Another explanation may be that voters simply find McCain un-sexy. But not everyone agrees. One young McCain supporter told reporters outside a recent rally, “There is something about him that I find very erotic.”

When asked to elaborate on some specific aspect of the presidential nominee that could be considered sexy, the young man replied, “I think it must be the way he smiles. It reminds me of one counselor at Bible camp when I was nine.”

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