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With This Simple Weightlifting Kit You Can Make Your Fingers Stronger

Sure, you type all day and that’s cardio for your fingers, but no one wants weak ass chicken fingers. Get some muscle on those babies by pumping a little, and we mean a REALLY little, iron with this hilarious Finger Weightlifting Kit! Continue reading »

Vampire Hunter Starter Pack: Rag N Bone Emporium 19th Century Small Traveling Vampire Killing Kit

You’d be a fool to think it’s safe to walk the streets at night unarmed. There are vampires lurking in every corner and you’ll never know when you might encounter one. But do not fear, the Rag N Bone Emporium has you covered with their 19th Century Traveling Vampire Killing Kit, which comes with everything you could possibly need to repel creatures that go bump in the night. The kit contains a full-sized replica of a candle, a crucifix, a stake, a dagger, a prayer book, and small vials of various herbal and chemical concoctions. With this in your possession, you don’t have to wait until sunlight to kill those fanged fiends. Continue reading »