This Mailing Service Lets You Send A Message On A Potato

Forget about texts and emails. When you want a message delivered with speed and reliability, this potato message mailing service is the way to go! Each 5″ Idaho potato can be customized with a short 135 character message of your choosing.

“If we don’t hear from you in 3 days with what you want written on your potato we reserve the right to put this on your potato, “Here’s your potato” and we will ship it with that message on it to avoid late shipment rating from Amazon therefore damaging our selling account.”

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