There’s A “F*ck Mushrooms” Instagram Account That’s Dedicated To Showing Middle Finger To Mushrooms

Turns out there’s a guy who hates mushrooms so much that he has created an entire Instagram account where he flips them off. Scroll down for some of the best examples or visit @f*ck__mushrooms for the full glorious collection.

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Fuck this whack-ass flapjack lookin fuckface, just fuckin' mushin' and lumpin' out there like a frumpy chumpbucket. What a loser. Big and round and flat and boring and ugly and dumb and gross. Imagine being so fat your genus needs a "Mega" prefix. 🤮 . . Megacollybia rodmani . . 14 June 2020 #mushroom #mushrooms #megacollybia #megacollybiarodmani #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomsofinstagram #mushroomspotting #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Jun 20, 2020 at 8:30am PDT

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Fuck all these dried up orange turds, baking in the sun like some kinda weird treepoop. I, for one, am decidedly NOT okay with these carrot colored shmegma shmears defacing a good piece of wood, rotting or otherwise. Nature's reputation is being ravaged by this fecal slime, this repugnant filth, these cheeto-ass motherfuckers destroying the whole goddamn place. Someone's gotta put em in their place. 🖕 . . Pycnoporus cinnabarinus . . 7 June 2020 #mushrooms #fungus #cinnabarpolypore #fungi #shrooms #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Jun 17, 2020 at 8:28am PDT

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Fuck this ugly lumpy wacky wavy innocuous piece of shit, all “don’t mind me while I turn up my gills over here” but rip that fucker out of the ground and it’s got purple fuzz growing on it’s ass. Wow. What a time to be alive. HAVE YOU EVEN WATCHED THE NEWS THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR FUZZ. Sheesh. #defundthepolice #8cantwait . . Laccaria bicolor . . 7 June 2020 #laccariabicolor #laccaria #bicolordeceiver #deceiver #mushroom #shroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Jun 7, 2020 at 2:21pm PDT

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Fuck all these soft-ass puffy young Ganoderma, fuckin inflated-ego big-headed fuckfaces thinkin they're soooo cool just cause like, everyone and their fuckin mother knows about REISHI and how like, people make tea and shit from it, but they're really just gonna be crusty rock-hard imbecilic lumps of fungus after a few months so who even gives a fuck. I mean, yeah! Fuck it! Eat that leaf! Not like anything fucking matters cause like, what the actual fuck is going on out there right now. Shove your excuses and “exculpatory medical reports” right up your pathetic, privileged asses, you murdering fucks. . . Ganoderma tsugae . . 30 May 2020 #reishi #ganoderma #ganodermatsugae #lingzhi #mushroom #mushrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #shrooms #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on May 30, 2020 at 6:43pm PDT

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Fuck all these smol bloops. Such smol. So bloop. Wow. Like fuckin' warts or tumors or acrochordons or pimples or some shit. Just fuckin gross lumpy bloops straight bloopin out that poor stick. Leave it the fuck alone you odious excrescences or I'll.. Uh… Berate you some more! So there! . . Polyporus alveolaris . . 16 May 2020 #hexagonalporedpolypore #polyporus #favolus #neofavolus #polyporusalveolaris #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on May 20, 2020 at 3:47pm PDT

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Fuck this globby log full of gross jelly goos, like it's sploogin' its guts out through its bark. Yes, globby logs have gooey guts. Obviously. Bonus slow-mo jiggle if you swipe hard enough. Not like there's much else to do anymore… . . Exidia crenata (E. recisa has been limited to a European species, see comments!) . . 16 May 2020 #exidia #exidiarecisa #jellyfungus #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomsofinstagram #mushroomspotting #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on May 16, 2020 at 6:58pm PDT

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Fuck these puffity flups, lil whack-ass flappy flaps, waving in the stump-breeze dropping all their spores and shit tryin to make some lil mushie babies. Who the fuck is tryna make babies when the entire world is fuckin toxic and off-limits and shit. Like, what the fuck is even happening out there? Good thing mushrooms don’t breathe, can’t fuckin sneeze on you or nothin. Can you imagine? And yet Mother Nature is proudly bursting into spring despite it all, so go out and appreciate it. With a face mask on, of course, and staying six feet from other people. Because the world is fucking gross and scary, but also still beautiful. Except for these repugnant fuckfaces. Fuuuuuck them forever. . . Pleurotus ostreatus . . 2 May 2020 #oyster #oystermushrooms #pleurotusostreatus #pleurotus #stumpshrooms #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomhunting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on May 3, 2020 at 4:29pm PDT

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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck oh fuuuck fuck fuck ahhhh fuck fuck fuck. FUCK. . . Hope everyone's doing okay. Saw these oblivious fuckers on a drizzly, cold, gray run yesterday and told em to get the fuck back inside. Wasn't anticipating discovering the first Boston mushroom of 2020 quite like this, but here we are. Hang in there, guys. Stay safe.❤️ . . Coprinellus micaceus . . 29 March 2020 #mushrooms #shrooms #coprinellusmicaceus #coprinellus #inkycap #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Mar 30, 2020 at 5:42am PDT

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Fuck this shitstained pokey orange fucksicle, pushing it's stupid pointy head up through the leaves like it wasn't just buried in the sand. No one wants you, you geriatric fuckface. Literal shit would be more welcome than you again. 🖕 . Oh, and don't forget to vote! 🇺🇸 . . Hygrocybe conica . . 30 September 2018 #hygrocybe #hygrocybeconica #witchshat #noapostrophe #mushroom #mushrooms #shrooms #fuckmushrooms #fungus #fungi #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #mycology #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Mar 3, 2020 at 3:52pm PST

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Fuck this minuscule milky motherfucker just out there being all small and shit like a fuckin small-ass mushroom or somethin else that's just fuckin god damn tiny. Fuck. . . Maybe Lactarius tabidus? I'd know if I could SEE the fuckin thing. . . 10 August 2019 #mushroom #fungus #lactarius #tinymushroom #tinyshroom #shrooms #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Feb 28, 2020 at 3:06pm PST

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Fuck this little circle-jerkin cluster of pre-pubescent fungus, hiding under the leaf litter playing with each other like no one would catch em in the act. Pfffft y'all can't get away with that shit in public, it's fuckin gross, but like… Check out the DONG on this fucker. 😳 . . Cortinarius alboviolaceus . . 7 September 2019 #cortinarius #cortinariusalboviolaceus #mushroom #mushrooms #fungus #fungi #mushroompenis #shrooms #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Feb 25, 2020 at 8:42am PST

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Fuck this freak-ass February fungus, fruiting fallaciously before the first flowers flourish in the forest, before the final frost freezes the few forsaken firs amidst the leafless foliage… The fuck does it think this is, fuckin FALL or something? It ain't mushroom season yet, you confused fucks. Don't give false hope to us stifled foragers, it's fuckin #rude! . . Hydnum repandum – EDIT: H. Repandum is actually not a North American species, and is instead identified with a subgenus Rufescentia? . . 1 February 2020 #hedgehog #hedgehogmushroom #hedgehogmushrooms #hydnum #hydnumrepandum #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🖕 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Feb 2, 2020 at 5:06pm PST

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Fuck this tiny lttle pink-ass bitch, fuckin dumb-ass forest nipple don't know shit about how to be a proper fungus. Eat dirt, you rosy fuckface. . . Mycena rosea . . 20 October 2019 #mycena #mycenarosea #rosybonnet #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mushrooms #shrooms #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #mycology #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Dec 23, 2019 at 7:43am PST

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Fuck this innocent looking parasitic fungal lumpifier, makin nasty shrooms into even nastier fuckin shroomlumps like some kind of serial killer sociopath thing. Shit's fuckin weird, yo. . . Entoloma abortivum . . 16 September 2019 #entoloma #entolomaabortivum #mushroom #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mushroomsofinstagram #mushroomspotting #mycology #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄 . Fun fact: this mushroom is almost always found near a lumpy white fungal mass (shrimp of the woods, anyone?) that is the parasitized zombie of a former host mushroom (often Armillaria) that this Entoloma consumes. Nom nom nom.

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Dec 16, 2019 at 11:05am PST

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Fuck this pair of boobly bobblers just bibblin' about like a buncha babblin’ baby buggy bubblers. Say that three times fast. . . Leccinum holopus . . 13 October 2019 #leccinum #leccinumholopus #whitebirchbolete #whitebogbolete #ghostbolete #bolete #mushrooms #shrooms #mushroom #fungi #fungus #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Dec 6, 2019 at 7:46am PST

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FUCK THIS TINY-ASS LITTLE YELLOW MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT THE FUCK IN ITS TINY-ASS FUCKING FACE . . Cyptotrama asprata . . 13 October 2019 #yellowmushroom #tinyshroom #mushroom #fungus #mushroomsofinstagram #mushroomspotting #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Dec 3, 2019 at 6:02am PST

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Fuck this little chewed-up bubblegum lookin worthless piece of shit, just barely poking out of the leaves like it's shy or something. I'd be shy too, if I looked like something someone chewed up and spat back out. That's fuckin naaasty. . . Clavariadelphus unicolor . . 13 October 2019 #clavariadelphus #clavariadelphusunicolor #clubfungus #fungus #fungi #mushroom #mushrooms #shrooms #mycology #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Nov 29, 2019 at 1:36pm PST

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Fuck this crackly-ass parchment fungus, lookin like a trendy paint job or some shit. How do you think that's gonna age in twenty years? "Dude, your paint job is fuckin terrible" "Nah dude, it's totally supposed to be like that! C R A C K L E S ✨" yeah no. That crackly-ass shit looks like dried up refried beans smeared all over that tree. 🤮 . . Xylobolus frustulatus . . 26 October 2019 #crackedparchmentfungus #xylobolus #xylobolusfrustulatus #mushroom #mycology #mushrooms #fungus #fungi #fuckmushrooms #mushroomsofinstagram #mushroomspotting #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Nov 23, 2019 at 7:10am PST

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Fuck this big ol honkin’ chonkster, this portly-ass porkchop polypore, this bodaciously beefy birch-eatin motherfucker, logpoppin like a boss. Such confidence, such swagger, but such an ugly fat fuckin fungus. Let’s all give it a gentle pity pat, then belligerently berate it like such a cocky pleb deserves. 🖕 . . Fomitopsis betulina . . 20 October 2019 #fomitopsisbetulina #fomitopsis #birchpolypore #birch #polypore #mushroom #shrooms #mushrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Nov 17, 2019 at 8:11am PST

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Fuck this shaggy lil bastard, and all his shaggy lil bastard friends, with their two-textured stems and grainy caps and shit, trying to be all DISTINGUISHED when they’re really just little fucking brown mushrooms. No one likes little brown mushrooms. Fuck outta here with all that shaggy sheath stem bullshit. . . Cystoderma amianthinum . . 20 October 2019 #cystoderma #cystodermaamianthinum #powdercap #pinepowdercap #mushroom #mushrooms #lbm #littlebrownmushroom #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Nov 14, 2019 at 9:53am PST

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Fuck these ugly lumps, lump lump lumpity lump lumpin up on this log like the loathsome little lesions they are. Ain't no one gon tell me when mushroom season is nearing its end, least of all THIS fucking fungus! . . Panellus serotinus . . 2 November 2019 #lateoyster #panellusserotinus #panellus #mushrooms #shrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Nov 12, 2019 at 3:54am PST

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Fuck these ugly-ass clusters of putrid purple pooholes. Fuckin gelatinous goblets just colonizing that log like they own the damn place. Straight pugnacious. . . Ascocoryne cylichnium . . 2 November 2019 #ascocoryne #ascocorynecylichnium #cupfungus #fungus #fungi #mushroom #mushrooms #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Nov 5, 2019 at 5:03am PST

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Fuck these big ol' Hypholoma. They're basically elephants. Just a bunch of fuckin elephants. Or maybe hippos. Oh shit, DEFINITELY hippos. Fuckin Hippoloma over here. Like, what the fuck Hypholoma gets this big tho? Stompy-ass motherfuckers… 🐘🦛 . . Hypholoma sublateritium . . 20 October 2019 #brickcaps #hypholoma #hypholomasublateritium #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Oct 29, 2019 at 4:18pm PDT

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Fuck this brilliant velvety poopoo pile, fuckin' up this otherwise happy stump with its gilly globules and swirly patterns. Who the fuck does it think it is, taking the spotlight from the wood that would have otherwise been basking in it? Shamelessly narcissistic shitbag of a confused-ass polypore. I mean, look how pissed off that stump is! . . Gloeophyllum sepiarium . . 3 October 2019 #rustygilledpolypore #gloeophyllumsepiarium #gloeophyllum #mushroom #mushrooms #polypore #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Oct 18, 2019 at 2:49pm PDT

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Fuck these dumb, boring, white shroomyshrooms, just like, existing. I mean, strive for more, you milquetoast mothafuckahs. A little color is the least you could do, instead of being the blandest fucking thing in the forest. . . Cuphophyllus virgineus . . 13 October 2019 #cupophyllus #cupophyllusvirgineus #mushrooms #shrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Oct 15, 2019 at 3:39pm PDT

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Fuck this repulsive splooge of gelatinous log booger, fuckin disgusting effuso-reflexed jiggly-ass goo. Get the fuck out of here with your wrinkles and your slime. Not in my forest, you wiggly bitch! . . Phlebia tremellosa . . 13 October 2019 #phlebiatremellosa #phlebia #mushroom #mushrooms #fungus #fungi #crustfungus #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Oct 13, 2019 at 3:11pm PDT

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Fuck this like, nebula-colored spacey Russula, luring unsuspecting passersby with an intriguing color and hefty stature like a fuckin creep in a "free candy" van. I know your type, you fuckin sick freak, but I don't care to get to know you further. 🖕 . . Russula sp. . . 16 September 2019 #russula #mushroom #fungus #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Oct 11, 2019 at 4:11am PDT

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Fuck this weird-ass half-tree umbrella mushroom thinger, growing a root like a fuckin plant or some shit. The fuck is that all about? Too cool for surface dirt, y'all gotta dig like a fuckin worm to some magical bounty several inches down? IS YOU A PLANT? Ugh. . . Xerula radicata (Tbh it's my best guess without pulling out a microscope) . . 16 September 2019 #xerula #rootingcollybia #rootshank #rootingshank #xerularadicata #mushroom #mushrooms #fungus #fungi #shrooms #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #mycology #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄 . . But did you even see how L O N G that root is in photo 2? 😱

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Oct 9, 2019 at 8:23am PDT

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Fuck these nasty orange leaky-ass milky motherfuckers, just fuckin oozin it up all over the goddamn place, drowning unsuspecting slugs left and right. Clever defense mechanism, but I'm on Team Slug – I hope that bonus slug eats the fuck out of these nasty pustules. . . Lactarius thyinos . . 3 October 2019 #lactarius #lactariusthyinos #milkycap #orangemilkycap #orangemilk #mushroom #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Oct 7, 2019 at 5:55pm PDT

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Fuck this sticky purple piece of shit, just parading around, covered in rotting detritus and forest filth, poor fucker. You wish you were good enough to be a saprophyte, you mycorrhizal motherfucker! At least then you'd eat the shit on your face instead of leaving it there to fester and rot. Fuckin groooosssss. . . Cortinarius iodes . . 31 August 2019 #cortinarius #cortinariusiodes #purplecort #spottedpurplecort #purplemushroom #purple #cort #viscidvioletcort #mushroom #fungus #shroom #shrooms #fungi #mushrooms #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Oct 6, 2019 at 11:25am PDT

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Fuck these ugly-ass, unkempt, filthy jelly babies, all covered in shit and deformed lookin. What a revolting pile of lumpy fuckin gross rubbery fucks. No wonder their jelly mama is neglecting them. 😬 . . Leotia lubrica . . 7 September 2019 #jellybaby #leotialubrica #leotia #mushrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Oct 2, 2019 at 5:56am PDT

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Fuck this big ol flush of shroomy grossness, just insistently emerging, nay, erupting forth through the layer of muck and leaves and decay on the forest floor, then proudly standing there with shit on their faces to remind everyone where they came from. "Hey everyone, look at me! I'm a filthy fucking fungus, fervently fruiting forth from the forest floor, feigning freshness but it's a facade, a front, for my face is full of festering foliage and feces and fucking foul fetid feculence." Ffffffuck you! . . Cortinarius corrugatus . . 6 October 2018 #cortinarius #cortinariuscorrugatus #mushroom #mushrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Sep 28, 2019 at 8:03am PDT

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Fuck this prolific Armillaria, shroomin all the fuck over this tree, dropping its cocaine like a big ol' sloppy stupid dumdum. You get in so much trouble when you drop your cocaine. Mostly cause it's expensive. I mean illegal. 😬 . . Armillaria gemina / A. solidipes . . 16 September 2019 #cocaaaaaaaaaine #dontdodrugstho #armillaria #armillariagemina #armillariasolidipes #mushrooms #mushroom #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄 . . *that white stuff is spores. Definitely spores. Definitely not cocaine.

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Sep 26, 2019 at 4:24pm PDT

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Fuck these round-ass lumpy tumorballs, tumorballin all over this stump like fuckin tumors. Balls. . . Lycoperdon pyriforme . . 21 October 2018 #mushrooms #shrooms #puffballs #fungus #fungi #lycoperdon #lycoperdonpyriforme #mycology #mushroomspotting #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Jan 4, 2019 at 8:01pm PST

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Fuck this mushsplosion of sticky icky viscid yellow slimeballs. Yellow-ass slimeballs that should probably definitely go to prison. Yellow is only one step away from orange, dontchaknow. Can’t wait to find some Gymnosporangium juniperi-virginianae and send THAT motherfucker to prison too. . . Pholiota limonella . . #pholiota #pholiotalimonella #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mushroomspotting #mycology #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Dec 19, 2018 at 3:36pm PST

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Fuck this tittylicious Mycena flush, and fuck everything about identifying Mycena species. So there. It's just a bunch of good lookin shrooms that I'm opting to not science. Fite me. 🖕 . . #mushrooms #shrooms #mycena #fungus #fungi #mushies #flush #mycology #mushroomspotting #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Dec 13, 2018 at 9:35am PST

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Fuck this abhorrent, disgustingly ugly fungal tumor, just sproutin the fuck out of that moss. I mean, who does that? Just like, in the middle of the fucking moss. Seriously, dude? The fuck? I don't even care that you've still got your veil intact. Get the fuck outta here, sporeboi. . . Suillus spraguei . . #suillus #suillusspraguei #paintedslipperycap #mushroom #shroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄 . . But actually, happy thanksgiving, y’all. I'm thankful for your love and support, and, of course, for the fascinating and fabulous variety of mushrooms our incredible planet has graced us with❤️🦃🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Nov 22, 2018 at 8:29pm PST

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Fuck these bright red toadstool lookin fuckers, with their warts and their stem rings and shit. Who even follows the rules like that anymore? Uncreative motherfuckers. Excellent #guestfuck from @signoisaprettyboy ! 👌 #🖕🍄! . . Amanita muscaria . . #mushrooms #flyagaric #toadstool #paddenstoelen #amanita #amanitamuscaria #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄

A post shared by Spoon (@fuck__mushrooms) on Sep 14, 2018 at 4:31am PDT