There’s A “F*ck Mushrooms” Instagram Account That’s Dedicated To Showing Middle Finger To Mushrooms

Turns out there’s a guy who hates mushrooms so much that he has created an entire Instagram account where he flips them off. Scroll down for some of the best examples or visit @f*ck__mushrooms for the full glorious collection.

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Fuck all these soft-ass puffy young Ganoderma, fuckin inflated-ego big-headed fuckfaces thinkin they're soooo cool just cause like, everyone and their fuckin mother knows about REISHI and how like, people make tea and shit from it, but they're really just gonna be crusty rock-hard imbecilic lumps of fungus after a few months so who even gives a fuck. I mean, yeah! Fuck it! Eat that leaf! Not like anything fucking matters cause like, what the actual fuck is going on out there right now. Shove your excuses and “exculpatory medical reports” right up your pathetic, privileged asses, you murdering fucks. . . Ganoderma tsugae . . 30 May 2020 #reishi #ganoderma #ganodermatsugae #lingzhi #mushroom #mushrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #shrooms #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

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Fuck these puffity flups, lil whack-ass flappy flaps, waving in the stump-breeze dropping all their spores and shit tryin to make some lil mushie babies. Who the fuck is tryna make babies when the entire world is fuckin toxic and off-limits and shit. Like, what the fuck is even happening out there? Good thing mushrooms don’t breathe, can’t fuckin sneeze on you or nothin. Can you imagine? And yet Mother Nature is proudly bursting into spring despite it all, so go out and appreciate it. With a face mask on, of course, and staying six feet from other people. Because the world is fucking gross and scary, but also still beautiful. Except for these repugnant fuckfaces. Fuuuuuck them forever. . . Pleurotus ostreatus . . 2 May 2020 #oyster #oystermushrooms #pleurotusostreatus #pleurotus #stumpshrooms #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomhunting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

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Fuck this freak-ass February fungus, fruiting fallaciously before the first flowers flourish in the forest, before the final frost freezes the few forsaken firs amidst the leafless foliage… The fuck does it think this is, fuckin FALL or something? It ain't mushroom season yet, you confused fucks. Don't give false hope to us stifled foragers, it's fuckin #rude! . . Hydnum repandum – EDIT: H. Repandum is actually not a North American species, and is instead identified with a subgenus Rufescentia? . . 1 February 2020 #hedgehog #hedgehogmushroom #hedgehogmushrooms #hydnum #hydnumrepandum #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🖕 #🖕🍄

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Fuck this big ol flush of shroomy grossness, just insistently emerging, nay, erupting forth through the layer of muck and leaves and decay on the forest floor, then proudly standing there with shit on their faces to remind everyone where they came from. "Hey everyone, look at me! I'm a filthy fucking fungus, fervently fruiting forth from the forest floor, feigning freshness but it's a facade, a front, for my face is full of festering foliage and feces and fucking foul fetid feculence." Ffffffuck you! . . Cortinarius corrugatus . . 6 October 2018 #cortinarius #cortinariuscorrugatus #mushroom #mushrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #🍄 #🖕🍄

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