50 Completely Weirdest Stock Photos You Won’t Be Able To Unsee

Grandma Teaches Blond Children Important Life Lessons

Stock photos are made to be sold but it’s impossible to think anyone would buy these.

From a grandma teaching a group of blond children the secrets of “stab between the fingers” to a female version of Adolf Hitler peeling potatoes, the photographers behind these shots were probably trying a bit too hard. Don’t get us wrong, we do appreciate all the work that went into producing these pictures. We just think that each of them should have an in-depth description, explaining what is going on in these photos.

h/t: boredpanda, demilked

Guy Reaches Through Computer Screen And Types Backwards While A Surprised Cat Looks Off Into The Distance

“A Centaur Has Met The Wrong Half. He Was Very Puzzled.”

Cat With A Bouquet At The Feet Of Mistress

Woman Throwing Spaghetti In A Forest

This Proposal

Excuse Me Miss, But That’s My D You’re Sitting On

Umm, Yeah, I Think We Found The Murderer

“Hey Lady, Your Computer Isn’t Even Switched On”

This Boy Installing The Newest Piece Of Software

Cat Snake Cooking A Magical Potion

Should I Call The Ambulance Already? (Notice The Hand)

Hitler With Potatoes And A Picnic Blanket Looking Dress

No Potatoes While I’m Working Please

Need To Get Home Before The Storm, But I’m Hitting All The Cat Lights

Male Human Holds His Blobfish

I Searched For “A Large Bird” On Google And Was Not Disappointed

Lol Stop Struggling And Let Me Stab U

Drinking And Driving Taken To A Whole New Level

“Hacker” Stockphotos Are The Best

Catanic Featuring Leornado Dicatrio And Cate Winslet

Goodbye You Slimey Freak

How To Keep Your Kids Safe On The Internet

Memory Loss Is More Painful Than You Might Think

Real Art

She’s Just A Little Moody, Now Get The F*cking Pickles

Just Taking A Bath

Child Breaks The Fourth Dimension And Creates A Loophole, Sending His Legs Into A Different Dimension And Breaking His Back, All While Laughing About It.

Woman Tackling A Mugger Who Forgets He Has Two Hands

African American Snake At Job Interview

Old Man Uses Toilet Paper As Binoculars

Asian Woman Spits On A Cock

Sad Man No Stop Oil

Dead Chickens Dancing On Earth

Bald Man Chisels His Way Into Your Privacy

This Is A Search Result For “Evolution” – Pretty Much Sums It Up

Doctor Has A Special Advice For You

A Young Boy Trying To Kill Himself With A Barcode Scanner

A Man Stands With Two Gourds In Hand, Wearing Nothing But A Speedo

Man With A Cake As A Pillow

Man Has Relax Time Inside Of Washing Machine

Potassium Just Goes Right Through Me

“Lemme Help You Out With That!”

Man Photoshopped Onto Egg

This

Man In Awe Of Some Guy Peeing

The Unconventional Birth Of A Pineapple

If You Rub This Potato On Your Skin, You’ll Live Forever!

What We Need Is A Picture Of A Blindfolded Woman In Lingerie Holding A Pomegranate With A Octopus On It. Oh And Could You Set Up A Mirror In The Corner Showing Another Woman Sulking? Perfect. Thanks.

Bare Chested Man With Tattoos, Wearing Butterfly Wings

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