Amazon Is Selling Chicken Harnesses That Help Your Chicken Cross The Road Safely

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get this chicken harness from Amazon, duh. Turns out a company called Yesito is selling colorful chicken harnesses that will help solve all your chicken walking needs – and you can choose a color that matches your chicken the best!

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The company says their chicken harnesses are fully adjustable and easy to wear so your chickens are always comfortable no matter what.

“Our chicken harnesses are truly adjustable and easy to wear. Adjust the size to your needs to make sure your chickens are 100% comfy no matter what. No more feeling uncomfortable. You will not worry that the chicken will get rid of harness when walking the chicken at street.”

“Teach your fowls to walk on a leash and find your peace of mind again. Facilitate their training and walking performances with the Yesito harness on. It’s that easy. Try it and see for yourself.”

“Boasting a durable, breathable and reinforced mesh fabric, this pet leash and harness set can stand everyday wear and tear. No more seams coming loose and stitching falling apart. We’ve got you covered.”

“We give three colors of bow ties for each Chicken Harness: You can match it with the color you like when walking the chicken. which makes it more personalized and become the focus!”

“A storage bag as gift: it not only holds chicken harness. but also accommodates the articles such as keys, coins, lipsticks and even iPhone8.”

Turns out it fits ducks too!