ASOS Are Selling ‘Body Bows’ And People Are Very Confused

If you consider yourself semi-experimental in the lingerie department then get ready to feel like a total rookie when you see one of the newest designs ASOS is offering. Garters and nipple tassles ain’t got nothing on this one. BlueBella’s ‘Unwrap Me Body Bow’ sounds kinky but just wait until you see the pics…

h/t: cosmopolitan

Apart from all the logistical questions, such as ‘how do you actually put the bow on?’, ‘do you have to re-make the bow yourself every time you wear it or do you just climb into the pre-prepared bow?’ the other thing we can’t quite understand is why they’re charging $35 for, what is arguably, just a silky ribbon.