Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

If the weather clears up later I might mow the pool.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

What would your dream home look like? Would it be a rustic farm hidden deep in the woods or maybe a penthouse in Manhattan? Would the interior design be more traditional or perhaps a reflection of all the latest trends? While it is fun to think about the perfect house or flat, the reality of real estate listings is far harsher, and the choices are often really scarce. Thanks to a blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we want to share with you how, ahem, creative some of the listings can get.

From horror movie-esque semi abandoned flats for rent to excessively unique home decor cases and very impractical architecture decisions, the real estate agents behind these funny ads didn’t even care to fix the places up before snapping the hilarious pictures. The caring levels were so low that there’s also a photo with a live bat in it, a huge pig laying around in the living room and feral horses relaxing in front yards. The most baffling part is that these funny photos were really used to advertise and show the good side of housings to possible tenants.

More: Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos h/t: boredpanda

Wake up Eric, the agent’s here. And for heaven’s sake put some clothes on.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

A rare chance to own the opening scene from 12 different horror movies.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

Let’s be optimistic. Perhaps it says “Surprise my coconut”.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

If separated from the mother too early, young fire extinguishers can struggle to adapt.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

Attention to detail is very important. For example, here the agent has dragged the body outside before taking the photograph.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

You’ll never guess what I just passed on the stairs.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

Best make an early start if you want to reach the sofa before sundown.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

This Christmas, turn your house into an actual advent calendar.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

“I think I’m beginning to see a pattern” said Holmes.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

On cold winter nights there’s nothing quite like curling up in front of a roaring toilet.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

Buyers are advised to leave the fridge right where it is.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

After days of waiting this agent’s patience is finally rewarded. Weak with thirst, a pair of wild mattresses appear at the watering hole.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

Blog idea: reasons my fan is sad.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

A rare opportunity to acquire a sacrificial dungeon simply bursting with original features.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

Script idea: Marie Antoinette travels to the 1990s and moves in with a monkey pirate.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

Some people like to read while on the toilet. Others prefer to be inundated by multiple confusing and contradictory reflections of themselves, repeating into infinity.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

Just as it had the great mayan cities of tikal and calakmul, nature slowly reclaimed the Wilsons’ dining room.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

That feeling when you enter a bathroom and literally don’t know where to start.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

Not yet Bernard. Feeding time isn’t until 6:30.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

“Which biblical scene should we paint on our living room wall?”
“Satan v Jesus, the arm wrestling competition. Has to be.”

Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

Tfw you’re halfway through a wash cycle and you decide it would be easier just to sell your house.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

“Have you come to save us, or to join us?“
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

It’s a tribute to my late wife, who used to dream of being a clumsily-drawn, questionably-shaped mermaid.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

This year, why not take some time to consider the unquestionable futility of existence?
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

Advice to real estate agents: Never reveal yourself to be the Prince of Darkness during a viewing.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

In some cultures, a desire for privacy is seen as a sign of weakness.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

Despite his efforts, Ivan never really got the hang of Feng Shui.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

Some Like It Horrible.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

After the Great Plague of 1665, came the less famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight of 1704.
Terrible And Bizarre Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents

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