50 Completely Weirdest Stock Photos You Won’t Be Able To Unsee
Grandma Teaches Blond Children Important Life Lessons
Stock photos are made to be sold but it’s impossible to think anyone would buy these.
From a grandma teaching a group of blond children the secrets of “stab between the fingers” to a female version of Adolf Hitler peeling potatoes, the photographers behind these shots were probably trying a bit too hard. Don’t get us wrong, we do appreciate all the work that went into producing these pictures. We just think that each of them should have an in-depth description, explaining what is going on in these photos.
h/t: boredpanda, demilked
Guy Reaches Through Computer Screen And Types Backwards While A Surprised Cat Looks Off Into The Distance
“A Centaur Has Met The Wrong Half. He Was Very Puzzled.”
Cat With A Bouquet At The Feet Of Mistress
Woman Throwing Spaghetti In A Forest
This Proposal
Excuse Me Miss, But That’s My D You’re Sitting On
Umm, Yeah, I Think We Found The Murderer
“Hey Lady, Your Computer Isn’t Even Switched On”
This Boy Installing The Newest Piece Of Software
Cat Snake Cooking A Magical Potion
Should I Call The Ambulance Already? (Notice The Hand)
Hitler With Potatoes And A Picnic Blanket Looking Dress
No Potatoes While I’m Working Please
Need To Get Home Before The Storm, But I’m Hitting All The Cat Lights
Male Human Holds His Blobfish
I Searched For “A Large Bird” On Google And Was Not Disappointed
Lol Stop Struggling And Let Me Stab U
Drinking And Driving Taken To A Whole New Level
“Hacker” Stockphotos Are The Best
Catanic Featuring Leornado Dicatrio And Cate Winslet
Goodbye You Slimey Freak
How To Keep Your Kids Safe On The Internet
Memory Loss Is More Painful Than You Might Think
Real Art
She’s Just A Little Moody, Now Get The F*cking Pickles
Just Taking A Bath
Child Breaks The Fourth Dimension And Creates A Loophole, Sending His Legs Into A Different Dimension And Breaking His Back, All While Laughing About It.
Woman Tackling A Mugger Who Forgets He Has Two Hands
African American Snake At Job Interview
Old Man Uses Toilet Paper As Binoculars
Asian Woman Spits On A Cock
Sad Man No Stop Oil
Dead Chickens Dancing On Earth
Bald Man Chisels His Way Into Your Privacy
This Is A Search Result For “Evolution” – Pretty Much Sums It Up
Doctor Has A Special Advice For You
A Young Boy Trying To Kill Himself With A Barcode Scanner
A Man Stands With Two Gourds In Hand, Wearing Nothing But A Speedo
Man With A Cake As A Pillow
Man Has Relax Time Inside Of Washing Machine
Potassium Just Goes Right Through Me
“Lemme Help You Out With That!”
Man Photoshopped Onto Egg
This
Man In Awe Of Some Guy Peeing
The Unconventional Birth Of A Pineapple
If You Rub This Potato On Your Skin, You’ll Live Forever!
What We Need Is A Picture Of A Blindfolded Woman In Lingerie Holding A Pomegranate With A Octopus On It. Oh And Could You Set Up A Mirror In The Corner Showing Another Woman Sulking? Perfect. Thanks.
Bare Chested Man With Tattoos, Wearing Butterfly Wings