This Guy Has a Very Strange Drive to Work with This Crazy Car in the Lane Next to Him

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‘I pull off the freeway and pull up behind this beauty. At first I’m thinking, “what an ugly car”. Then I see the hand print and my eyes flash to the turret mounted on top. WTF!’

2

‘I’m desperately trying to get the stupid phone camera to focus so I get a decent pic of that turret. And I think to myself,

“Nux is going to appear any second and scream WITNESS ME! as he jumps on my hood and spears me thru my unprotected p.o.s. Sentra windshield.”

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‘I’m following this demon car as I drive my normal route to work and I start to worry that my talking pics of their car may piss them off. They speed up and leave me behind. But I see them turn into a business park not 1/8 mile from my work. I drive straight and then circle back hoping my luck holds. And voila!’

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‘My head is shaking in disbelief as I snap photos grinning like an idiot at the shear audacity of this car’s owner. I’m at once grateful and disappointed that the owner isn’t in sight.’

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‘Grates over every glass surface. Gun barrel slots for maximum angles of attack or defense.’

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‘Obviously something significant happened in this owner’s life to warrant the drastic change in profession indicated.’

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‘This is where I realized it wasn’t a Mad Max fantasy car. The utter utilitarian nature of the vehicle’s interior cemented in my mind the dedication of this owner’s preparedness to deal with Zombies! All of a sudden I was no longer afraid of getting caught. I wanted to be this owner’s friend. No, I NEEDED them to be my friend. Self-preservation is a powerful motivation.’

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After writing all of the above the guy added

“Let’s go to lunch sometime. My treat. Anything you want, Friend!”

You were witnessed.

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