This Guy Hilariously Captions The Weirdest Construction Fails He Finds

Trevor Lahey, AKA Greaseball1987, claims to be a Certified Caulk Installer who charges $17.40/hour with no negotiations and once you see his masterpieces, you’ll quickly see why he’s worth the price. Well, for the laughs at least.

On his Instagram account, Trevor shares his $17.40/hour-worth engineering solutions along with hilarious captions that will inspire any handyman to go out there and create. After all, who cares if the corners are kind of wonky or the pipes are a little bit leaky as long as you’re having fun along the way.

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I had to think outside the box on this repair. I needed to maintain access here for my daily $4.25 fill-up at the gas station. Therefore caulk was not a viable option, good thing I had a roll of electrical tape left over from the last time I played electricon! This guarantees that the lid will remain closed, because I think we can all agree there ain’t a better tape on the market! #electricon #electrician #electricaltape #gas #gascapkustom #gascaps #gascap #vehiclegram #vehicleporn #automobileengineering #keepcraftalive #repair #repairman #problemsolved #moderndayproblemsrequiremoderndaysolutions

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Oct 17, 2019 at 12:13pm PDT

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As an employer, I offer my guys free water as a perk of employment. Turns out water is expensive, and it was really cutting into my profits. I found a way to keep the boys happy, and keep my profits high! As long as they see the plastic container; they’re none the wiser! #perksofthejob #jobperk #water #h20 #thecrew #employeeappreciation #employeebenefits #keepcraftalive #contractor #contracting #contractorsofig #handyman #caulksmith #profits #madeforprofit #profitmargins

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Sep 20, 2019 at 7:13am PDT

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No one likes climbing stairs, that’s why I always frame them out with a 12” rise ; it gets you to the top that much faster, so you can focus on the things that matter most. #stairwaytoheaven #family #familytime #engineeredforyourlifestyle #engineering #framing #farmer #farming #framer #stairs #staircase #staircasedesign #carpenter #contractor #contractorsofinsta #carpentry #keepcraftalive #riseoverrun

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Aug 17, 2019 at 6:07am PDT

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I always keep a roll of scotch General purpose tape in the truck. This stuff works miracles when a tube of caulk is overkill. Best part is that it is paintable, so you can paint it any colour you want. I prefer natural personally. #scotchtape #michaelscotch #generalpurpose #repair #repairing #repairman #repairshop #diy #diyer #handyman #carpenter #contractor #contracting #bestinthebusiness #greatrates #donerightthefirsttime #downspouts

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Aug 10, 2019 at 9:30am PDT

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This retaining wall had rotted away, so I stacked some bricks to keep the dirt at bay! I find it’s easier to caulk them together when you don’t offset the courses, and there ain’t nothing stronger than a pile of bricks! #caulksmith #caulk #strengthinnumbers #mason #masonry #brick #bricklaying #contractor #contractorsofinsta #keepcraftalive #handyman #handymanservices #builttolast

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Jun 29, 2019 at 4:22am PDT

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My customer didn’t want her brand new dryer getting damaged so I tossed this stopper in, and her dryer will maintain its pristine condition as a result. Real problems require real solutions! #realrenos #craftsman #innovative #innovation #drivingtheconstructionindustry #keepcraftalive #caulksmith #dryer #doorstop #doorstopper #stopperporn

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Jun 24, 2019 at 4:30pm PDT

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I had a customer want to upgrade to a comfort height toilet! I built this platform instead of buying the toilet. I used matching flooring so it blends… I got paid and she thinks she got a new toilet! Everybody wins! #toilet #shitter #johnnie #comfortheight #plumber #plumbing #keepcraftalive #contractor #contractorsofinsta #handyman #diy #handymanservices #diyer #diyideas #alwaysbecomfortable

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Jun 22, 2019 at 5:11am PDT

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As a landlord I find it’s best to offer inclusive rent and then find ways to restrict usage. This is truly the best method to maximize your return! #rental #landlord #plumbing #plumber #plumbingporn #toomuchwater #inclusiverent #contractor #keepcraftalive #reno #

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on May 28, 2019 at 2:44pm PDT

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Matching these old profiles can be next to impossible, I find if you try your best, and get it as close as possible, nobody is the wiser! I selected this profile which is practically identical, other than a few minor differences. If I didn’t point it out, you would never have noticed! #matchmaker #match #baseboard #base #reno #renovation #mouldings #keepcraftalive #contractor #contracting #diy #diyer #craftsman #craftsmanship

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on May 11, 2019 at 4:35am PDT

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This shed had a hole in the back corner, and was taking in water! I decided to add a dormer. This not only solves the water issues, but it adds tons of natural light. Added aesthetics is just a bonus! #framer #dormer #keepcraftalive #roofing #problemsolver #solutionsforreallifeproblems

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on May 6, 2019 at 4:21am PDT

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I installed this smoke alarm a few years back. To save a few bucks, I didn’t install a battery. They were so happy with my work, they brought me back to install some trim! Unfortunately, it’s a dead giveaway that this thing hasn’t been detecting smoke. The customer said they would be back in the afternoon, so I have until then to crush a few packs of darts to make this blend! #darts #blending #keepcraftalive #timeandmaterial

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on May 5, 2019 at 5:57am PDT

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When setting posts I find its best to get them where you want them, and then install braces to hold them in place. I usually just go by eye, Ive never seen a tree grow straight in nature, so if you’re slightly outta plumb, it’s not a big deal! #settingposts #tiptuesday #keepcraftalive #deck #deckbuilding #fence #deckandfence #contractor #caulksmith #exterior #sharingknowledge #craftsman #diy #home #reno #tipsandtricks

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Apr 23, 2019 at 4:22pm PDT

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My goal is to always make a splash and have my work standout from the competition! I lined up this same pattern 3 times in a row, it is this kind of attention to detail that keeps me booking 2 weeks in advance. 4 rows would have been too much! #keepcraftalive #craftsman #itsallinthedetails

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Apr 19, 2019 at 6:31am PDT

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Quick tile repair! I had to tie my tight bead into the existing one (did that one years ago) After some overshot the colour should blend nicely! I’m on my feet all day, so the fact I had a seat to use while doing this job was a huge bonus! #caulksmith #keepcraftalive #edisonchair #tilesetter #tileporn #pissdriblets

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Apr 12, 2019 at 3:45am PDT

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As much as I try to do all things construction, there are some tasks that only a caulksmith can do! A wiseman once told me that if you’re good at something, never do it for free! This wisdom is why my rates have become so unaffordable! #givingmyselfaraise #steeprates #keepcraftalive #caulksmith #diy #plumber #plumbing #plumbingporn #caulkporn

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Apr 7, 2019 at 4:29am PDT

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I had some zip system tape leftover from when I scavenged a couple building sites for material! This stuff works great for repairing concrete, and keeping the elements out! These repairs are costly, so it’s important that they last! #anotherdayanotherdollar #outofsightoutofmind #keepcraftalive

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Apr 4, 2019 at 4:15am PDT

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My son wanted me to build him a tree house but I’m afraid of heights! So, I cut down these trees, smothered the tops with root stabilizer and built on top. Should be ready just in time for his 30th birthday! #fatheroftheyear #treehouse #keepcraftalive

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Apr 3, 2019 at 4:29am PDT

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When you peel your eyelids back, they become extremely vulnerable to their environment! Toxic sewer gas can be hazardous for your optical heath; That is why I never take a chance, and always install 2 traps on all eye wash stations! If it still manages to find a way through, you can just use the station to bathe your eyeballs clean from the exposure! #safety #sewergas #eyewash #keepcraftalive

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Mar 30, 2019 at 4:51pm PDT

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Here’s a handy tip for when your panel gets too full! Run your new lines to the outlet at the panel, join with an extension cord, and plug her in! It’s like adding a new circuit at a fraction of the cost, all while maintaining a tidy electrical panel! I find the higher gauge light duty cords work the best! If you need more room, you can grab a power bar to make room for additional lines! #keepcraftalive #electricon #tipoftheday

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Mar 20, 2019 at 4:25am PDT

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I like to draw a nice bath in the morning, that way it’s ready to go when I get home. I usually catch a few of the house rats in the process; sparing me a couple extra pieces of cheese for my cheese and crackers snack! Saving money on loofa’s is just an added bonus! #gotrats #greasy #isthatwhereyoutakeabathjoey #greatlatherbuilder #colateraldamage

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Mar 19, 2019 at 7:20pm PDT

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Code around these parts states 12 outlets per circuit max, end of discussion! I needed to add a 13th outlet, but I plugged one of the holes to remain code compliant! Very Nice! #themoreyouknow #tipoftheday #keepcraftalive #codecompliant

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Mar 12, 2019 at 4:19pm PDT

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I’m not sure why they make downspouts so large, I find it’s best to reduce the size of the opening, so less water comes out. That way there is less water to freeze, so you avoid those embarrassing slips and falls. I already have back problems from sitting on the toilet for so long looking at memes, I don’t need it from slipping and falling too! #tipoftheday #reduceyouropenings #forsafety #keepcraftalive

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Feb 3, 2019 at 8:32am PST

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I don’t take weatherproofing my outlets lightly! However, I was fresh out of exterior electrical boxes, so I finished up my sandwich and repurposed my Tupperware container for a weathertight seal! Often times you’re put in a scenario where you have no meat to fasten to; caulk gets you out of that jam everytime! If by some miracle any water happens to find it’s way into the box there are some left over bread crumbs in there to soak it up! #2tierdefense #keepcraftalive #caulksmith #electricon

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Jan 26, 2019 at 4:12am PST

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Creating open concept is every humans dream! Patching the floor where the old wall was has never been easier with this tub of patching compound! I always opt for the ultra light products; You don’t want all that extra weight on your floor joists! #custompatch #keepcraftalive #openconcept

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Jan 1, 2019 at 9:55am PST

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When looking for studs, I generally start as far away from my mounting location as possible, and start sending screws home until I make a secure connection. Now when this satisfied customer is sitting back and watching re-runs of Two and a Half Men, they will remember how difficult the installation was, and will understand why my bill was so high! #keepcraftalive #caulksmith #pro #craftsman

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Dec 22, 2018 at 3:43pm PST

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Generally speaking toilets are poorly designed, way too many twists and and turns. I like to elevate the shitter as much as possible so when you’re dropping bombs it’s a straight drop to the city! Feeling like a Gargoyle up on your perch is just a bonus! #elite #shitter #keepcraftalive

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Dec 13, 2018 at 8:15am PST

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Building cabinets is a breeze. The most important aspect is securing the face frames properly. I generally skip the glue, and take the savings from that, and double down on fasteners. That ain’t going nowhere! #cabinet #cabinets #kitchencabinets #cabinetmaker #cabinetmaking #cabinetry #customcabinets #customcabinetry #millwork #keepcraftalive #contractor #contractorsofinsta #carpenter #handyman #woodworker #woodworking #craftsman #craftsmanship #custom #reno #renovation

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Nov 11, 2018 at 6:52am PST

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I accidentally backed over the customers downspout today, I wasn’t about to replace or reimburse them for the damage; I’m trying to run a business here! Business’ don’t succeed when you’re giving away money! Anyway I covered my tracks, and it should buy me enough time for the cheque to clear! #businesstips #business101 #tipoftheday #stayinbusiness #contractor #contracting #keepcraftalive #handyman #carpenter #plumber #electricon #electrician #hvac #reno #renovation #wayshegoes #sometimesshegoes #sometimesshedoesnt #downspout #eavestrough #installer #installation #damage #coveryourtracks #gotpaid

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Oct 11, 2018 at 4:47pm PDT

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When setting toilets I always give it a 5-10 degree turn in the direction of the drain! This allows for optimal draining and you’ll never have to worry whether or not you have your pushover plunge ever again! #pushoverplunge #plunger #plunge #plumber #plumbing #tradesman #trades #craftsman #craftsmanship #handyman #carpenter #contractor #contractorsofinsta #tip #tricks #tips #tipsandtricks #tipoftheday #toilettraining #toilet

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Jun 27, 2018 at 5:14am PDT

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It’s rare that I clean my brushes, but when I’m using the expensive kind, I always do! I’ve found over the years that nothing really restores them to their former glory much like urine and feces! The ammonia in the urine breaks down the stubborn crusted on paint, leaving the brush practically new. And the nutrients in the fecal matter leave a protective coating on the bristles for a long lasting brush! The best part is when you’re done they come out smelling so fresh and clean! #urine #feces #toilet #toilettraining #paint #painter #painting #cleanup #paintingtips #propainter #keepcraftalive #contractor #contractorsofinsta #carpenter #handyman #craftsmanship #craftsman #trades #tradesman #reno #renovation #instahome #caulksmith #caulker

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Jun 2, 2018 at 5:05am PDT

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You have to be careful when cutting into structure. Always leave an inch at the bottom of the joist, this way it will retain its structure! By running this pipe through it, and spray foaming it altogether the joist is stronger than when I started; stronger than wood itself! #ihavemadethisincrediblystrong #strength #structure #structuredesign #keepcraftalive #contractor #contractorsofinsta #handyman #carpenter #hvac #plumber #electrician #framer #craftsman #craftsmanship #reno #renovation #greaseapproved #vent #trades #tradesman

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on May 30, 2018 at 4:08am PDT

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I am always looking for more effective methods to lay down them tight beads; it just so happens my back is sore from constantly bending over to tool the caulk! I figured I’d tool with a broom to alleviate some of the pain! Not only is my back feeling better but the job turned out great! 👌🏻 #caulksmith #caulk #caulking #caulker #brushedfinish #brushed #broom #caulklife #keepcraftalive #reno #renovation #craftsman #craftsmanship #handyman #carpenter #contractor #contractorsofinsta #tip #tips #tipoftheday

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on May 27, 2018 at 6:17am PDT

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Often times venting outside is too much of a hassle! That is why I invented this contraption. The secret is having a good filter, changed regularly! I try not to share too many details about my personal life on here, but I am very promiscuous, so I can change the filter daily with ease! #invention #inventions #contraption #vent #venting #exhaust #exhausting #filter #filters #handyman #carpenter #hvac #gasfitter #electricon #electrician #plumber #craftsman #craftsmanship #trades #tradesman #keepcraftalive #reno #tenovation #maintenance

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on May 20, 2018 at 5:54am PDT

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Keep those pesky drafts at bay with a tight bead of caulk! Think of the energy savings! The more money in my customers pocket means more billable hours on my invoice 🤷🏼‍♂️ #energysaving #energysavings #energy #savings #scrilla #keepcraftalive #handyman #carpenter #contractorsofinsta #contractor #craftsmanship #craftsman #trades #tradesman #reno #renovation

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on May 9, 2018 at 6:56pm PDT

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After working all day the last thing you want to do is come home and clean. Especially when you’re putting in 6hour days. Luckily for me I run a pretty tight ship around the house and don’t make much of a mess! #kitchen #kitchenporn #slob #greasy #dirty #kitchenporn #kitchenmess #contractorlife #contractor #contractorsofinsta #handyman #caulksmith #dayinthelife #hoarder #filth #filthy #greasegonnagrease #messy

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Apr 11, 2018 at 5:11am PDT

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Luxury at its finest. I added this soap shelf complimentary to the customer because we all know what happens when you drop the soap in the shower! You gotta bend over and pick it up, and nobody is having a good time doing that! I sometimes wonder if all these extra freebies I do are gonna crush my bottom line one day, my rates are so high though so I should be good! #complimentary #freebies #shower #showershelf #showers #reno #renovation #tile #tilesetter #tiler #tiling #installer #tileinstaller #bathroomremodel #remodel #bathroom #bathrooms #keepcraftalive #handyman #carpenter #contractor #contractorsofinsta #soap #upscale

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Mar 22, 2018 at 4:36am PDT

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I always leave the barcode facing out. This way it stays clean and easily scannable when you decide to return the tiles. #thinkingahead #worksmarternotharder #return #returns #tileshop #tile #tiles #tilesetter #installer #handyman #carpenter #contractor #contractorsofinsta #keepcraftalive #reno #renovation #budgetfriendly #design #designer #craftsman #craftsmanship #trades #tradesman

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Mar 18, 2018 at 5:14am PDT

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I wanted to park in the driveway when I showed up to site in the morning and the customer asked me to pull her car into the garage and close it for her. Long story short something bad happened but luckily I was on site to make a quick fix before she noticed! #contractorsofinsta #contractor #oops #mistake #mistakeshappen #garage #garagedoor #garagedoorrepair #repair #repairing #repairman #repairshop #keepcraftalive #handyman #carpenter #trades #tradesman #craftsmanship #craftsman #lifehacks #instagood #instagramers #mrfixit #fixit #quickfix

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Feb 27, 2018 at 2:36pm PST

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I already dominate the renovation and construction world, but every now and then I like to dabble in furniture and millwork just to see how far my skill set can go. Reclaimed furniture is all the rage right now, so I decided to give this 100 year old barn wood new life. Once again I did not disappoint! It is only a matter of time until I start running these furniture shops out of business! #bestinthebusiness #bestintheworld #newlife #customfurniture #furniture #furnituredesign #furnituremaker #furnituremaker #carpenter #handyman #carpentry #woodworking #woodworker #keepcraftalive #contractor #contractorsofinsta #trades #tradeshuman #craftsmanship #craftsman #millwork #custom #table #customtable #reclaimed #reclaimedwood #reclaimedtable #reclaimedfurniture #pallet #palletwood #palletproject

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Mar 4, 2018 at 5:22am PST

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If you drain your washing machine into your sump pit you won’t have to wash your grass in the spring. And let me tell you there is nothing worse than bringing out the ol’ Pail and ringer and giving your grass a good mopping! #2birdsstonedatonce #2birds1stone #sumppump #washingmachine #drain #springcleaning #contractor #contracting #carpenter #handyman #keepcraftalive #reno #renovation #craftsmanship #craftsman #trades #tradesman #house

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Feb 4, 2018 at 4:53am PST

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Over the years my customers have become immune to coffee and a regular shower just wasn’t cutting it anymore so I had to come up with a creative solution! Nothing jolts you into the day like a nice refreshing energy inspired shower! #greaseballapproved #patentpending #electricon #electrician #electric #electrical #carpenter #plumber #plumbing #handyman #contractor #contractorsofinsta #bathroom #remodel #reno #renovation #keepcraftalive

A post shared by Trevor Lahey (@greaseball1987) on Dec 30, 2017 at 6:48am PST

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I hate that the manufacturer just assumes the same height will work in every situation. I always tie it up with some clear saran wrap (so you can’t see it). You think they’d have some sort of adjustable chain system in place. I guess I shouldn’t complain; this keeps the DIYers at bay and high end craftsmen like myself in business! #light #lighting #install #installer #manufacturer #reno #renovation #keepcraftalive #craftsman #craftsmanship #carpenter #contractor #contractorsofinsta #handyman #thinkoutsidethebox

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